Summary: Matt the Dog has three women vying for his attention - Rachael the Red Skull, Kirsty the Blue Alien and a Lizard from Essex named Amber. His romantic excursions include a 4x4 driving course and a line dancing class - will one of them be the location in which he finds true love, as confused members of the public look on? Only once all the dating is done do we, and the people involved, get to see the real faces that lurk beneath the latex. Will Matt be pleased when he sees the girl he's chosen purely based on personality or will he have barked up the wrong tree?

Summary: We meet Bridget Jones the tree. Actually called Bridget Jones, and actually looking like a tree thanks to a monstrous mask, she dates three masked suitors - Chris the Leprechaun, Jake the Fish and Matt Demon. Can one of them woo her as they vie for her attention on first dates which take place out in the real world, whilst befuddled members of the public look on? Everyone's real faces are only revealed when the dating is done (both to the contestants and to the viewer) - will Bridget and her eventual suitor be pleased with what they see?