Ugly Americans
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Ugly Americans
First Aired: March 17th, 2010
Status: Ended
Air Time: Friday, 09:00 PM
Summary: Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS. This animated horror-comedy series follows one Mark Lilly, social worker at the Department of Integration, as he helps new citizens both human and "other" adapt to hectic life in the Big Apple. There are easier tasks than weaning vampires off of blood, socializing land-whales, and housebreaking werewolves, but Mark is up to the challenge. Between his stressful job, a zombie roommate, and a demon ex-girlfriend, Mark's lucky if he can sneak in a few minutes of sleep. But who can sleep when there's a drop-dead gorgeous Mermaid sitting at the bar?
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Season 2
Wet Hot Demonic Summer
Episode 1: Wet Hot Demonic Summer
Air Date: June 30th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: Callie and Twayne build a summer camp as part of their plot to infiltrate a secret wizard compound where Leonard is training his apprentice.
Callie and Her Sister
Episode 2: Callie and Her Sister
Air Date: July 7th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.
Ride Me to Hell
Episode 3: Ride Me to Hell
Air Date: July 14th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.
G. I. Twayne
Episode 4: G. I. Twayne
Air Date: July 21st, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.
The Ring of Powers
Episode 5: The Ring of Powers
Air Date: July 28th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: After Mark finds a ring in Leonard's desk, he inadvertently activates the wizard's engagement from a bygone era, when dragons roamed Earth.
Attack of Mark's Clone
Episode 6: Attack of Mark's Clone
Air Date: August 4th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: Callie hopes that making a clone of Mark will guarantee the Department of Integration's win in a bowling tournament, but the plan backfires when the duplicate tries to frame her for murder.
Wail Street
Episode 7: Wail Street
Air Date: August 11st, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.
Little Ship of Horrors
Episode 8: Little Ship of Horrors
Air Date: August 18th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.
Lilly and the Beast
Episode 9: Lilly and the Beast
Air Date: August 25th, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.
Mummy Dearest
Episode 10: Mummy Dearest
Air Date: September 1st, 2011, 09:00 PM
Summary: Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.
Journey to the Center of Twayne
Episode 11: Journey to the Center of Twayne
Air Date: March 14th, 2012, 09:00 PM
Summary: An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.
Any Given Workday
Episode 12: Any Given Workday
Air Date: March 21st, 2012, 09:00 PM
Summary: With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.
The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
Episode 13: The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
Air Date: March 28th, 2012, 09:00 PM
Summary: In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.
Mark Loves Dick
Episode 14: Mark Loves Dick
Air Date: April 4th, 2012, 09:00 PM
Summary: Mark becomes conflicted about his relationship with Callie. He does his best to be understanding, but their love is soon put to the test when they are asked to embark on a dangerous mission to the fabled underwater city of Atlantis.
The Stalking Dead
Episode 15: The Stalking Dead
Air Date: April 11st, 2012, 09:00 PM
Summary: When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.
The Dork Knight
Episode 16: The Dork Knight
Air Date: April 18th, 2012, 09:00 PM
Summary: After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.
Fools for Love
Episode 17: Fools for Love
Air Date: April 25th, 2012, 09:00 PM
Summary: Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.