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First Aired: September 22nd, 2003

Status: Ended

Network: CBS

Summary: A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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Season 9

Episode 1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt

Air Date: September 19th, 2011

Summary: Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

Episode 2: People Who Love Peepholes

Air Date: September 26th, 2011

Summary: Walden deals with his ex-wife, Bridget.

Episode 3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food

Air Date: October 3rd, 2011

Summary: Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.

Episode 4: Nine Magic Fingers

Air Date: October 10th, 2011

Summary: Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with Lyndsey.

Episode 5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro

Air Date: October 17th, 2011

Summary: Alan has trouble accepting Lyndsey's seedy movie past, and Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party.

Episode 6: The Squat and The Hover

Air Date: October 24th, 2011

Summary: Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.

Episode 7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets

Air Date: October 31st, 2011

Summary: Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor, who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.

Episode 8: Thank You For The Intercourse

Air Date: November 7th, 2011

Summary: When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional.

Episode 9: Frodo's Headshots

Air Date: November 14th, 2011

Summary: Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope.

Episode 10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes

Air Date: November 21st, 2011

Summary: Walden hits it off with a British babe, but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.

Episode 11: What a Lovely Landing Strip

Air Date: December 5th, 2011

Summary: Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest when Bridget reappears in his life.

Episode 12: One False Move, Zimbabwe!

Air Date: December 12nd, 2011

Summary: Walden's mother arrives and Alan is smitten with her, even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.

Episode 13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion

Air Date: January 2nd, 2012

Summary: Walden’s ex-wife and mother try to take control of his company, so he turns to Alan for help.

Episode 14: A Possum on Chemo

Air Date: January 16th, 2012

Summary: Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

Episode 15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack

Air Date: February 6th, 2012

Summary: Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

Episode 16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

Air Date: February 13rd, 2012

Summary: Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.

Episode 17: Not in My Mouth!

Air Date: February 20th, 2012

Summary: Walden and Zoey's relationship suffers after they share a near-death experience. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.

Episode 18: The War Against Gingivitis

Air Date: February 27th, 2012

Summary: Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

Episode 19: Palmdale, Ech

Air Date: March 19th, 2012

Summary: Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers. Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

Episode 20: Grandma's Pie

Air Date: April 9th, 2012

Summary: Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Alan and Lyndsey try to cope with their mom's relationship.

Episode 21: Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'

Air Date: April 16th, 2012

Summary: Walden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey

Episode 22: Why We Gave Up Women

Air Date: April 30th, 2012

Summary: Charlie's ghost pays a visit to Alan after he suffers a minor heart attack.

Episode 23: The Straw In My Donut Hole

Air Date: May 7th, 2012

Summary: Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved.

Episode 24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!

Air Date: May 14th, 2012

Summary: Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future.

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