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First Aired: September 22nd, 2003
Status: Ended
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Network: CBS
Summary: A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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# of Episodes: 262
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Season 11
Episode 1: Nangnangnangnang
Air Date: September 26th, 2013
Summary: Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
Episode 2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
Air Date: October 3rd, 2013
Summary: Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
Episode 3: This Unblessed Biscuit
Air Date: October 10th, 2013
Summary: Walden and Alan think it may be time for Berta to retire when she injures her back at work. When they suggest her retiring, she grows offended, and as the conversation progresses she quits. Walden and Alan then try different maids, with little success.
Episode 4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
Air Date: October 17th, 2013
Summary: Alan and Lyndsey's illicit relationship becomes jeopardized when one of Lyndsey's man-hunting friends, Stephanie (Jennifer Aspen), asks if they are back together. The two staunchly deny it, then Lyndsey insists that Alan make a date with Stephanie so that she will believe their lie. Alan meets her for an uncomfortable date, which nevertheless leads to sex, causing Lyndsey to get mad and leave Alan again.
Episode 5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
Air Date: October 24th, 2013
Summary: Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
Episode 6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
Air Date: November 7th, 2013
Summary: When Alan learns Walden knows Lynda Carter, he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Episode 7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
Air Date: November 14th, 2013
Summary: Walden and Alan find themselves on dates with two ideal women until Lyndsey's jealousy throws a wrench in their evening.
Episode 8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.
Air Date: November 21st, 2013
Summary: Alan and Lyndsey’s illicit affair puts Walden in danger, forcing him to accept Rose’s help.
Episode 9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
Air Date: December 5th, 2013
Summary: Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information about herself to him.
Episode 10: On vodka, on soda, on blender, on Mixer!
Air Date: December 12nd, 2013
Summary: Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
Episode 11: Tazed In The Lady Nuts
Air Date: January 2nd, 2014
Summary: Walden joins his beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan advises Jenny to open up to her girlfriend or risk losing her.
Episode 12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
Air Date: January 9th, 2014
Summary: Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
Episode 13: Bite Me, Supreme Court
Air Date: January 30th, 2014
Summary: Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
Episode 14: Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
Air Date: February 6th, 2014
Summary: Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
Episode 15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
Air Date: February 27th, 2014
Summary: Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
Episode 16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
Air Date: March 6th, 2014
Summary: Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
Episode 17: Welcome Home, Jake
Air Date: March 13rd, 2014
Summary: Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
Episode 18: West Side Story
Air Date: April 3rd, 2014
Summary: Walden gets an invitation to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen wants to spend more time at Alan's (a.k.a. Jeff Strongman) house.
Episode 19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
Air Date: April 10th, 2014
Summary: After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
Episode 20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
Air Date: April 24th, 2014
Summary: Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
Episode 21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
Air Date: May 1st, 2014
Summary: Alan's girlfriend, Gretchen, insists he confess his true identity to Larry. Meanwhile, Walden goes on a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car.
Episode 22: Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
Air Date: May 8th, 2014
Summary: Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
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