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First Aired: September 22nd, 2003

Status: Ended

Genre: Comedy

Network: CBS

Summary: A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

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# of Episodes: 262

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Season 7

Episode 1: 818-jklpuzo

Air Date: September 21st, 2009

Summary: Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.

Episode 2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation

Air Date: September 28th, 2009

Summary: When Chelsea convinces Charlie to let Alan's new girlfriend, Melissa, move in, the girls end up taking over Charlie's house.

Episode 3: Mmm, Fish. Yum.

Air Date: October 5th, 2009

Summary: Alan ends up playing maid to Judith's new baby as well as his former mother-in-law. Meanwhile, Jake uses an incriminating photo to blackmail Charlie.

Episode 4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

Air Date: October 12nd, 2009

Summary: Alan starts working for Evelyn as Charlie works to fix the relationship between Chelsea and Jake.

Episode 5: For the Sake of the Child

Air Date: October 19th, 2009

Summary: Jake stops at nothing to get away from Charlie and Alan, after they embarrass him out in public.

Episode 6: Give Me Your Thumb

Air Date: November 2nd, 2009

Summary: Alan's advice to Chelsea that she get breast-reduction surgery is not met with enthusiasm by Charlie, who kicks him out, but staying with Evelyn has its own challenges.

Episode 7: Untainted by Filth

Air Date: November 9th, 2009

Summary: Alan and Charlie are shocked when they wake up next to a strange woman, and try to find out what happened.

Episode 8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

Air Date: November 16th, 2009

Summary: While overcoming a bad break-up, Chelsea invites her beautiful college roommate to stay at the house.

Episode 9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

Air Date: November 23rd, 2009

Summary: While Alan struggles to cure his baldness, Charlie deals with the problem that he can't satisfy Chelsea.

Episode 10: That's Why They Call It Ball Room

Air Date: December 7th, 2009

Summary: Chelsea wants Charlie to take dancing lessons for the wedding, when Charlie uncovers the truth that Chelsea has been lying about her finances.

Episode 11: Warning, It's Dirty

Air Date: December 14th, 2009

Summary: Jake is taught the art of infidelity by Charlie, while Celeste is away for Christmas.

Episode 12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

Air Date: January 11st, 2010

Summary: Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.

Episode 13: Yay, No Polyps!

Air Date: January 18th, 2010

Summary: Charlie opts to have a colonoscopy in order to avoid going on a trip with Chelsea to see her parents. However, when he returns home, he finds her parents at his house.

Episode 14: Crude and Uncalled For (1)

Air Date: February 1st, 2010

Summary: Charlie suspects Chelsea likes the lawyer representing Alan after his arrest for a bar fight.

Episode 15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche (2)

Air Date: February 8th, 2010

Summary: Chelsea and Charlie's relationship is at risk when Charlie's jealousy comes between them.

Episode 16: Tinkle Like a Princess

Air Date: March 1st, 2010

Summary: Charlie runs off to Vegas and returns with a new wife, but she's not Chelsea.

Episode 17: I Found Your Moustache

Air Date: March 8th, 2010

Summary: Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

Episode 18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day

Air Date: March 22nd, 2010

Summary: Charlie has a return engagement with Chelsea's best friend, while Alan has an unexpected effect on a new female patient.

Episode 19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

Air Date: April 12nd, 2010

Summary: Alan is torn between the bad influence of Jake's new friend and the hotness of his mother.

Episode 20: I Called Him Magoo

Air Date: May 10th, 2010

Summary: Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend, while Charlie takes a different approach to obtain the "girlfriend experience"

Episode 21: Gumby with a Pokey

Air Date: May 17th, 2010

Summary: Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends while Alan and Jake are on a road trip.

Episode 22: This Is Not Gonna End Well

Air Date: May 24th, 2010

Summary: Charlie is miffed over Alan's planned attendance of Chelsea's birthday party and suffers the indignity of having Jake chauffer him around following a license suspension.

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