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First Aired: September 22nd, 2003
Status: Ended
Genre: Drama, Comedy
Network: CBS
Summary: A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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# of Episodes: 262
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Season 5
Episode 1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Air Date: September 24th, 2007
Summary: Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Episode 2: Media Room Slash Dungeon
Air Date: October 1st, 2007
Summary: Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Episode 3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Air Date: October 8th, 2007
Summary: Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Alan's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Episode 4: City of Great Racks
Air Date: October 15th, 2007
Summary: Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Episode 5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Air Date: October 22nd, 2007
Summary: Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Episode 6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Air Date: October 29th, 2007
Summary: Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Episode 7: Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
Air Date: November 5th, 2007
Summary: After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Episode 8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Air Date: November 12nd, 2007
Summary: Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Episode 9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Air Date: November 19th, 2007
Summary: Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Episode 10: Kinda Like Necrophilia
Air Date: November 26th, 2007
Summary: Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Episode 11: Meander to Your Dander
Air Date: March 17th, 2008
Summary: When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Episode 12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Air Date: March 24th, 2008
Summary: Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Episode 13: The Soil is Moist
Air Date: March 31st, 2008
Summary: Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Episode 14: Winky-Dink Time
Air Date: April 14th, 2008
Summary: Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Episode 15: Rough Night in Hump Junction
Air Date: April 21st, 2008
Summary: Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Episode 16: Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Air Date: April 28th, 2008
Summary: Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Episode 17: Fish in a Drawer
Air Date: May 5th, 2008
Summary: CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Episode 18: If My Hole Could Talk
Air Date: May 12nd, 2008
Summary: Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Episode 19: Waiting for the Right Snapper
Air Date: May 19th, 2008
Summary: When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.
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