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First Aired: September 22nd, 2003
Status: Ended
Genre: Comedy
Network: CBS
Summary: A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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# of Episodes: 262
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Season 1
Episode 1: Pilot
Air Date: September 22nd, 2003
Summary: Carefree jingle writer Charlie Harper has his lifestyle altered when his uptight brother and his 10-year-old nephew move in with him.
Episode 2: Big Flappy Bastards
Air Date: September 29th, 2003
Summary: Despite warnings from Charlie, Jake continues to feed seagulls on the deck and the birds invade the house. Meanwhile, Charlie thinks Judith is taking advantage of Alan, who keeps going to her house to fix things.
Episode 3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Air Date: October 5th, 2003
Summary: Jake wants to go home to his mom after he gets sick, prompting Alan to think he's a failure as a husband and now as a father.
Episode 4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Air Date: October 12nd, 2003
Summary: Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.
Episode 5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
Air Date: October 19th, 2003
Summary: Alan and Charlie have encounters with some highly libidinous soccer moms, but with two very different outcomes.
Episode 6: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Air Date: October 26th, 2003
Summary: The guys go to Evelyn's house to meet the new man she's dating, and Charlie realizes the man's daughter is a woman he's trying to avoid.
Episode 7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Air Date: November 2nd, 2003
Summary: Judith is upset with Alan and Charlie when she learns that a surfer who uses Charlie's shower walks around half naked in front of Jake . Then Alan's worried when Judith and the surfer become friends.
Episode 8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
Air Date: November 9th, 2003
Summary: Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
Episode 9: Phase One, Complete
Air Date: November 15th, 2003
Summary: Charlie is convinced that a woman who spent the night with him wants to turn their relationship into something serious after she befriends Jake and Evelyn.
Episode 10: Merry Thanksgiving
Air Date: November 23rd, 2003
Summary: Realizing he's losing someone special, Charlie plans a Thanksgiving dinner to convince her he's a family guy and that she should be with him.
Episode 11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Air Date: December 14th, 2003
Summary: When Alan is surprised to see that Judith has had a makeover and is dating a man, he decides to have Charlie help him transform his image.
Episode 12: Camel Filters and Pheromones
Air Date: January 4th, 2004
Summary: Berta's granddaughter spends the day at Charlie's, which isn't a problem until he learns she's a beautiful, rebellious 16-year-old.
Episode 13: Sarah Like Puny Alan
Air Date: January 10th, 2004
Summary: Charlie nurses an ailing Alan back to health so they can go on a double date with two sisters, one of whom Charlie's been wanting to date for a long time.
Episode 14: I Can't Afford Hyenas
Air Date: February 1st, 2004
Summary: Charlie's financial manager informs the carefree jingle writer that he spends money faster than his royalty checks come in, and now he must go on a budget.
Episode 15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Air Date: February 8th, 2004
Summary: Charlie invites a mysterious, slightly crazed woman to stay at the house until she can settle some family problems.
Episode 16: That Was Saliva, Alan
Air Date: February 15th, 2004
Summary: Charlie is perplexed when Frankie, the mysterious woman temporarily living in the Harper household, begins falling for Alan and not him.
Episode 17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Air Date: February 22nd, 2004
Summary: Charlie's still brooding over Alan's choice of their cousin as Jake's guardian if both parents die when the boy has an accident while in his care and has to be rushed to the hospital.
Episode 18: An Old Flame With a New Wick
Air Date: February 29th, 2004
Summary: Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.
Episode 19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Air Date: March 21st, 2004
Summary: Judith's devious siren sister stirs things up at Jake's 11th birthday party when she hits on Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn brings alcohol and has a party of her own.
Episode 20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Air Date: April 18th, 2004
Summary: Jake's sullen mood baffles and bothers the family and prompts Alan and Judith to take him to a child psychologist.
Episode 21: No Sniffing, No Wowing
Air Date: May 2nd, 2004
Summary: Charlie plays a tricky game when he gets involved with Alan's divorce lawyer, who could make things difficult for Alan if she were, say, dumped by a self-centered lothario.
Episode 22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Air Date: May 9th, 2004
Summary: When Charlie discovers that Alan is sleepwalking, he believes it's related to his brother's lack of sex following his divorce, and comes up with a cure.
Episode 23: Just Like Buffalo
Air Date: May 16th, 2004
Summary: When Jake repeats one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, the women convince Judith to stop Jake's visits with his dad and Charlie.
Episode 24: Can You Feel My Finger?
Air Date: May 23rd, 2004
Summary: Charlie has a pregnancy scare involving one of his one-night stands and decides to go for the big "V," and we're not talking Vegas.
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